Waiting on the World's Greatest Milk

Some say hope fades with time. Not this guy.

This beard-growing legend has been sitting by the door since... well, no one remembers. All we know is he’s still waiting for his dad to return with the world’s greatest milk. Whether it's 2%, whole, or that elusive oat milk with just the right froth, he’s holding out hope — and rocking it with style.

Perfect for Father’s Day, emotionally unavailable family members, or your friend who needs to know just how unwanted they are.

✨ Features:
High-res comic-style design printed on a premium unisex tee

Transparent background for clean printing and crispy lines

For fans of dry humor, dad jokes, and questionable dairy loyalty

Beard not included. May contain traces of oat.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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